Players

Mmmmmmmm..........crumpets, moist, soft, buttered...........

Yum........

Honey..................

yack

More butter?

yup

....with some extra butter?

yup

I think I've buttered you up enough now.

Spanking u muchly

No probs.

Can I lick it off then?

feel free

Feel free and lick it off?

Or lick whilst feeling freely?

Dont push ya luck now of newbie

Don't ask, don't get.

Well, I ask and still don't get. ya never know........... gotta keep trying.

Wouldnt a players make life easier,its the stalkers that do ya nut in.

Agreed with GG women are just as bad,and like Binty said only twatty women call people players!

Now if u have some nutella then things maybe diff

*chucks all tins in cupboard everywhere in search for Nutella*

buggerlugs wrote:

Wouldnt a players make life easier,its the stalkers that do ya nut in.

Agreed with GG women are just as bad,and like Binty said only twatty women call people players!

What a suggestion! How dare you! Women are fab and totally trustworthy! And frankly I think they should be allowed to mutilate men with any blunt instrument of their choosing.

For whatever reason.

Or for no reason.

Or just for fun.

Yup, I've watched Loose Women and read Cosmo!

I might do a mans profile on mof just to see how it goes nick a oick off bebo or summit of a hottie

If you make him a complete tosser Bint i will probably fall in love with you