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PostSubject: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:22 pm

I think we get a bum deal, periods, beauty therpies to ensure we look good etc. I brought the latest mascara.....one which guarantees longer curly lashes and stay on all night smudge proof. It cost 8. Tried it out....doesnt look any different and after two hours i still looked like i'd had a row with a panda!
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:42 pm

Mascara adverts fib.... u want longer lashes sweet wear false ones.....

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:52 pm

Let's have this right......

Most blokes (including me) would prefer a low maintenance woman, no false this that and the other.......You think we want all that but we don't.....the make up industry/womens mags poison you into thinking we do but we don't

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 1:10 pm

Im not saying we are high maintenance, but lets face it....would you seriously go down to a hairy overgrown bush? So it needs trimming/shaving as do the arms and legs (30mins in bath) Would you date a girl with eyebrows bigger than both the gallaghers? (30mins in the salon)

Personally i cant be doing with this lets go to the salon and get lots done. If a nail breaks while climbing mud hills then so be it and i'll just wait for it to grow back. If my hair gets wet in the rain then who cares and will walk about with frizzy hair.......but when i'm on a night out, then i wanna look good.....nice dress, nice make up etc oh and fake eyelashes now hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:14 pm

Cheeky you're in a no win situation mate, we can tell them until we're blue in the face that we prefer women who don't worry about such trivial things but it makes no difference, why? cos they aint doing it for us mate they're doing it for themselves, oh i know they say they're doing it to make themselves look beautifull for us blokes but that's bollocks, they're doing it cos they're mostly vain creatures who will blame their vanity on anyone (especially us blokes) rather than admit it.

For the record i could'nt give a flying fuck about nails, pedicures, hairdo's etc etc etc, as long as she trims her bush.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:58 pm

I'm not vain.....only thing i MUST MUST MUST do is straighten my hair......n my nails are naturally longish.... oh and i do pluck my eye brows and trim my ladybits

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:29 pm

I wash my cock, every thursday regular as clockwork.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:03 pm

you Metrosexual you
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 5:08 pm

Takes one to know one biatch.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:30 pm

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For the record i could'nt give a flying fuck about nails, pedicures, hairdo's etc etc etc, as long as she trims her bush.


Never a truer word spoken Woz
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:38 pm

Hairy fannies are just wrong oh so wrong

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:38 pm

i couldnt agree more
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:58 pm

and bushy brows

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Tue Dec 30, 2008 7:28 pm

i can live with them so long as i dont look liam gallagher lol
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:06 pm

no plucked nicely.... but ppl who get to pluck happy crack me up

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:08 pm

I have a beard at the mo (tis fashion apparently) and i trim it down to a grade one every couple of days with a babyliss trimmery thingy i bought, well, i got a tad carried away the other night (and i was bored) and trimmed down below Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:11 pm

Gayer.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:13 pm

Try it enty, it makes your knob look bigger.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:15 pm

Mine's too big as it is.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:15 pm

Not what i've heard Wink
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:15 pm

Since when are beards the fashion ??

Trimmed men are much nicer.....

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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:16 pm

Since every fucker seems to have one? well actually it aint really a beard, more sort of long stubble.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:16 pm

Woz wrote:
Not what i've heard Wink

It was a very chilly day when that rumour started.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:17 pm

Whatever.............badger boy.
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PostSubject: Re: As women   Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:17 pm

Woz wrote:
Since every fucker seems to have one? well actually it aint really a beard, more sort of long stubble.

Can the girls tell the difference between your face and your scrotum?
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