Feckin Nits

I aint feckin happy my Alyssa has come home with visitors !!!

NITS !!!

I hate the creepy crawling lil' fookers they are just wrong and what i hate even more is i'll get rid of all the fuckers and their eggs just for some skanky kid not to be sorted and my baby wiill get 'em again !!!

Proper gets my back up !!!

Touch wood the Bograts never got em, may be to do the the fact that hes not fond of washing this hair

We are always getting letters from the school saying they are about and to check their hair, im sure its always the same kids that get em and the schools to pc to actually do anything about it.

Bring back the nit nurse i say

I had years of this while both my girls were at Primary and Junior school - Thankfully, the problem eased up when they got to Comprehensive level
I can remember buying one of those electric nit combs in desperation one month and zapped poor Chey's ear with it
Some parents are just too lazy to check and deal with it Bint so you do all the hard work only for her to come home crawling next week
In total agreement about bringing back the nit nurse cos I never had nits as kid

Maybe put some hairspray in the girls hair either to slick back tied up hair or just squirt it thru as iv heard nits dont like the smell or chemicals or something

I've tried most things GG - tying the hair back, spraying it to within an inch of it's life and varying tea tree sprays that are supposed to repel them - but when you got a kid in the class who is absolutely crawling or had loads of eggs in his/her hair, they tend to find their way into other kid's hair - even all the teaches at my girls school had them - it was horrendous

wet their heads and touch the kettle flex to the forehead. This should eradicate any nits

It proper pisses me off that some parents cant be arsed to de-nit their kids, no arm in going thru their hairs once a week

If ella gets them im gonna commit bloody murder she has naturally curly hair

LOL remember when I shocked myself with the coffee percolator Tim and was in a great mood for the rest of the day
There is something to be said for electric shock therapy

I couldnt function without it

Naisy wrote:

I've tried most things GG - tying the hair back, spraying it to within an inch of it's life and varying tea tree sprays that are supposed to repel them - but when you got a kid in the class who is absolutely crawling or had loads of eggs in his/her hair, they tend to find their way into other kid's hair - even all the teaches at my girls school had them - it was horrendous

Oh ok, iv never had them and neither has the Bograt, so dunno then.

I think it's just a case of them getting to the age where they don't "huddle" together - it's not the done thing in "big" school so tis harder for the nits to hop on lol

*scratches*

dont get me started on this one!!!!!!!!!! it pisses me off big time! i have to go through my daughters hair every bloody morning and you can guarantee she will come home with them, i know which kid they are coming from as do the teachers, but nowt gets done! i feel well tight on poor maddison as you can guarantee i explode at least once a week with cant you just keep your bloody head away from other peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it isnt her fault

Wrap your daughters head with clingfilm and smother it with jam....The wasps will deter any headlice from settling.

Grade 1 all over, job done.

Is there nothing we can't solve between us Woz?

I doubt it mate, shall we have a go at palestine?

That's easy...Simply rename it Wales and no fucker will want to live there

That's a bit harsh, i know they keep slaughtering each other but they don't deserve that!

I was going to invite you down Tim but you can fuck off now you dover dwelling twat
At least bands other than fuckin Status Quo play in Wales

Pffft....we had a Wurzels tribute group play the bandstand in the park only three years ago I'll have you know.

Put that in your sheep and smoke it

You should work for the Dover tourist board......

Naisy wrote:

I was going to invite you down Tim but you can fuck off now you dover dwelling twat
At least bands other than fuckin Status Quo play in Wales

Oi no disrespecting the quo please or i'll set the sheep on ya.