Oooochhhhh

My back hurts and iv got a cold sore

stop your moaning, be happy

She has every right to moan.

Oral herpes can be nasty.

did she get it from you???

Im not too worried about the cold sore, means i wont have to perform any sex acts tonight

Backs worrying me tho - no swinging from the chandelier tonight for me!

you act? like role play??

ooo i bet your the filthy maid and he has come to fix the plumbing

*gets wrench out*

Im a great actress i will have you know.

I prefer the pirate and the wench one better myself

shiver me timbers!!!!!!!!!!!

*strokes parrot*

Hahahahaha, dont make me laugh it makes my back hurt

Laughter is the best medecine.

Unless you have diarrhoea, then it becomes a gamble.

are you a betting man de sade?

No...It's a mug's game

Im back!!!

Two days of complete bed rest due to my bad back

Your absence was noted.

I held a vigil.

Didn't realise u were missing whoops