Things coming in Threes

Today my coffee machine has broken, my car has broken and my laptop has broken.

I phoned Krups and didn't get any help, I phoned Mazda and didn't get any help and I phoned apple and didn't get any help

At least your phone is still working

Hmmmm one tyre blowing, second tyre going flat, and third tyre blowing! I would say it def comes in threes lol.

do you still have the home pc?

yeah I do but I managed to fix the laptop. Apple said that i'd need a new Logic board (motherboard, the skeleton of a computer) for £1,500. The internet told me it was a physical fault and after an hour of messing around I fixed it with...a matchstick...

Still every cloud and all, the monday night club have asked me to play in an away match tomorrow!

oh wow, hope you win

Yay me!!!!

I drew 2 and won 1

The win was against their top team so i'm well chuffed.

There is a chance i'll get a regular place in that team next season too.

However...

The hard hitter in the top team was getting annoyed that I kept reading his hard hitting smashed and managed to hit one into my eye!! So I will have a black eye in the morning.

and the car goes in friday

so you have no car and the new coffee maker still broken?

no the car can drive, the reversing sensors have failed and it makes n earsplitting noise in reverse.
The coffee machine is still broken, I haven't got them to pick up the phone yet.

Dont say that,2 of my kids have been the hospital this week dont want a 3rd trip.

wandering_tree wrote:

no the car can drive, the reversing sensors have failed and it makes n earsplitting noise in reverse.
The coffee machine is still broken, I haven't got them to pick up the phone yet.

That's usually one sensor that's failed or sometimes there can be a little bit of muck on it.

yeah I cleaned the muck off them and that wasn't it so as its under warranty they can sort it.

whats up with your kids Bugs?

just read your diary Bugs so dont worry bout answering here lol

Wish my nightyly fucks always came in 3's ha ha

Today I never got those 3 girls, corsets bursting at the seems and boots above the knee

And I phoned random numbers and got told to beat it.

Which I mite do later, as a gentleman bedecked in slipper wear can never really say

^^^^ Talk to Frank flower

Tree, pray tell Naisy what the Monday night club is

its a badminton club, I play two or three times a week, though this week I am not playing at all because of women.

bitches arent we

When does Bri bugger off?

he went at 3 today, was supposed to be flying at 7, his flight is now delayed till 11....lol, you know what hes like, he will be doing his best victor meldrew impression! best still he started wiv a tummy bug this morning......ha

Christ I thought it was some sort of Fight Club
I played Badminton as a child at our local leisure centre. I can remember having skin tight purple (yes purple) adidas bottoms to wear for the lessons and thought I looked as cool as feck.
I also did gymnastics and ballet. I do wish I had kept up some sort of fitness regime as I think the last time I ran was about 1994

Ha ha i have a vision of you in a purple shell suit now

Eeek no it wasn't a shell suit lol this was around 1979/80 so it would be considered retro now
*tries desperately to pretend to the yada clan she was cool*